its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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