is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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