if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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