It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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