Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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