He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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