I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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