Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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