HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.