if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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