Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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