I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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