There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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