she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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