Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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