just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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