i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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