That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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