the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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