2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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