he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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