he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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