Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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