had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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