tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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