Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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