I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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