Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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