Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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