come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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