The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
sex in a hospital.. check
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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