it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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