FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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