wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
A+ Viking dick
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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