After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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