he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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