After last night, I could never be a politician.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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