did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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