I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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