I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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