We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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