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(845): View more from New York

even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.

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(503): View more from Oregon

jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ

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(208): View more from Idaho

the day after is always just damage control

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(613): View more from Ontario

You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes

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(201): View more from New Jersey

St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.

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(706): View more from Georgia

we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.

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(916): View more from California

So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity

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