Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't think brook has ever known best
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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