She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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