And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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