Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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