whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Randomize
