Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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