I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.