Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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