Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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