yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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