you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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