i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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