After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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