C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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