Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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