The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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