Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
