why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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