Moan for me like Helen Keller
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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